Morning Lift-Off

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.

Waking up with a HardOn is also known as a Morning Lift-Off

by HeadCandy February 20, 2009

sunday morning

a very, very easy girl that gets around.

she's easy like sunday morning

by nittomr2 May 21, 2008

Merping

A collection of any and all pre or post-coital activities centering around the lying on your bed for a period of an hour or more with a partner. General activities include sex, cuddling, and any combination of the two.

Merping usually takes place when a pair decides to get high, thus weed can be seen as an integral part of merping. Although integral, it is by no means essential.

My girlfriend and I love merping after a long day at work.

by pattersfb October 21, 2010

morning glory

a band in the crack rock squad, simaller to choking victim, INDK, Leftover Crack, and the Crack Rock Steady 7......note that these including morning glory are all pretty much the same band with a member change here and there hence the "Crack Rock Squad"

joe: so i hear the crs changed there name again
bill: yeah they were morning glory last year and this year they'll be crack rock steady 7

by joe levy October 21, 2003

Good Morning Vietnam

When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.

Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.

by Timmy Techno September 15, 2010

Mopping

The act of cleaning the cum off of your mouth, after giving head, with the mans pubes

I love mopping the cum off of my mouth with your pubes.

by beanercunt March 15, 2011

Morning After Punch

The morning after punch, or MAP, is falcon punching your pregnant girlfriend resulting in a miscarriage, then breaking up with her for losing your baby.

She was annoying, so I had to morning after punch her, and pop her miscarry cherry.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009