Cookie Mile

A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.

Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

cookie mile

A hazing event where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If the cookie breaks before the mile is finished, they must eat it.

Person 1: “Why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “We are making him run the cookie mile since he lost in fantasy football.”

by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023

Mile Marker Club

Sex in the restroom of a coach or charter bus

Steve asked Hope to join the Mile Marker club.

by Queen2you December 8, 2023

miles

donald duck or woodchuck

Miles rollerblades from the dorms to hannaford and back.

by snape's lover December 14, 2023

Dirty Miles

When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.

He done did a dirty miles.

by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023

Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023

Miles

This guy sucks ass. He's mean, stubborn, loves Valorant and grinds on that shit everyday until hes broke, Even playing it on the fucking toilet. He's badass as hell and he pulls at least 0.76 women at least once a full moon. He's short as fuck and he has to jump to reach the doorknob. He's indeed very gay. W

"Whos miles?"

Miles: "Me, you dumbass."

"Damn. You short man."

Miles: "I know."

by FoolishWren May 5, 2023