Midnight Laundry

When you get your last pair of underwear dirty so you clean it in a bathroom sink

“hey man, how was your night?”

“It was alright, I pissed myself and had to do some Midnight Laundry

by Shakespere4Real July 20, 2025

The Midnight Giggles

/v/ (ðə ˈmɪdˌnaɪt ˈɡɪɡəlz)

Less than mildly racist jokes / comments at a late hour.

"Last night on call you had some of the midnight giggles."
"Congrats you have performed the midnight Giggles."

by TallTart May 31, 2023

Midnight Tortettis

The sudden burst of energy affiliated with staying up too long.

My midnight tortettis were so bad last night, I couldn't stop laughing at the dumbest things.

by Brandoine May 18, 2020

Midnight Snack

Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late

Is anyone coming over tonight?

Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.

by Annah11 July 18, 2023

goat falling over on 4am at midnight

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

goat falling over on 4am at midnight: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: 😐😐😐

by man_in_the_window2013 July 6, 2022

Midnight Serenade

The sound a woman makes when climaxing sometime after sundown, but prior to sunrise.

Guy #1: you should've heard the midnight serenade coming from my roomate's bedroom last night.

Guy #2: Yes.

by Norman Scharf October 30, 2008

Midnight Boing

A Midnight Boing is basically sex in the nighttime preferably at midnight but you can do it whenever you want as long as it’s nighttime and it’s dark outside

Ashley is going over for a midnight boing tonight.

I invited this girl over for a midnight boing tonight

by midnightbozos June 13, 2022