Matt W

The cutest, curly-haired man you'll ever meet. You'll want to spend all you time with Matt W. He gives the best snuggles, and is a blast to hang out with. Matt W lives in the city but has a country soul, and loves to be out in nature, and with his friends. He has a passion and drive to tinker and fix things, and applies his "mending" skill set to people as well: he is an excellent listener and will always be there when you need it, even if he is already having a bad day, or if it might put a damper on his day. Matt W is an amazing friend, a wonderful brother, a marvelous son, and a perfect boyfriend--though he is extraordinarily humble (despite his claims saying otherwise), and would immediately deny that. But yes, while he is human, he is the most wonderful human on the planet. Hang onto your Matt W!

Christine : "So how are you and Matt W doing?"

Margaret: "We are doing great. Matt W is really good at making time for me even when he is ooober busy.

by beesgobuzz131313 September 2, 2022

Matt Brophy

A hungarian professional eater. Known for his large size.Very large size.

That matt brophy can eat a whole whale.

by The Brophinator March 8, 2009

matt burgher

this guy is very sexuial yet careing cute yet ugly an smart yet stupid he is the king of all asshole and needs his own award for it. also my phone batteray last longer then his relationships.

looks like we got another matt burgher

by awesomeness141 January 1, 2012

matt mumau

The silliest of all the sillies that ever lived. He’s a cantankerous soul with a heart of gold. Loves his country and dogs as well as achieving the impossible. He’s a sarcastic gentleman and lives on protein shakes and mixed nuts. Occasionally a beet powder smoothie. Matt is a polished professional that cannot be compared to anyone. Don’t even try.

Wow Matt Mumau is awesome

by Shesaidit May 8, 2018

Matt The Photographer

The Evansville Wisconsin famous photographer Matthew Simon who is amazing at taking photos. you would be lucky to know him.

Matt The Photographer is really cool

by figgernaggotyounig December 22, 2017

Matt Bagadouches

A dude named matt that totally sucks at madden in all aspects

Damn Matt Bagadouches! You had a 2 score lead and still lost in madden?!

by Josh17921 June 22, 2018

matt fabish

A broken sol who enjoys wearing a leather equine mask while being whipped by an obese domanatirx while sitting on a road cone covered in hot sauce. Otherwise know as fat mabish

I got so fucked up last night I got matt fabished

by Blackbeard6969 October 8, 2019