A female who has an uncanny ability to attract males. Often there isn't a clear explanation for her success, but none the less, always seems to have great luck with the men. This is the opposite of the more rare and sought-after lady slayer.
Ashley: "Man, Allison always seems to have so much luck with guys I just don't get it."
Nate: "I know, she is such a man slayer."
Nate: "I know, she is such a man slayer."
by drmw August 01, 2009
person 1: did u hear what happened on the news?
person 2: no what happened?
person 1: it was another Florida Man
person 2: no what happened?
person 1: it was another Florida Man
by cunt_smasher October 30, 2019
From the website of Mark Brandon "Chopper" Read:
"My apprenticeship in crime began in the 1970s. This had me robbing massage parlours and taking on contracts to maim and kill rivals. Once I had obtained a doctorate as a "standover man", robbing drug dealers and other criminals, who funnily enough couldn't report me to the police, became childs play. I once told a friend "why rob a straight guy of $20 when you can rob a drug dealer of $10,000 and he can't go running to the police?" After all both involved some work on my behalf, but the man in the street was less likely to give up his $20 as he had to work hard for it. For the drug-dealers it came easy, so why would they put up a fight. Although some of my victims chose to chew razor blades (at their own request of course), before they would hand over cash? And I am the psychopath!
"My apprenticeship in crime began in the 1970s. This had me robbing massage parlours and taking on contracts to maim and kill rivals. Once I had obtained a doctorate as a "standover man", robbing drug dealers and other criminals, who funnily enough couldn't report me to the police, became childs play. I once told a friend "why rob a straight guy of $20 when you can rob a drug dealer of $10,000 and he can't go running to the police?" After all both involved some work on my behalf, but the man in the street was less likely to give up his $20 as he had to work hard for it. For the drug-dealers it came easy, so why would they put up a fight. Although some of my victims chose to chew razor blades (at their own request of course), before they would hand over cash? And I am the psychopath!
by Yammer February 22, 2004
That guy from a girl's past that she will always go back to no matter what. No matter how badly he treated her, how badly it finished or how nice a guy you are, chicks always always go back to Desert Man.
Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.
Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.
Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.
Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.
You - "So, hey we've been getting on really well and I thin we've got something real special going on..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."
You - "Fuck..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."
You - "Fuck..."
by Budalicious May 24, 2005
by Jhwade July 20, 2008
A phrase stated to another person, either family, friend or....anyone you have respect for. A sincere compliment.
*John is waiting at the bus stop*
*John recognizes an old friend walking*
*John introduces himself*
....
"Ma Man!"
*John recognizes an old friend walking*
*John introduces himself*
....
"Ma Man!"
by MrTallyMon July 22, 2017
An individual who is the lowest man on the totem pole at his job and often is requested to do manual labor.
A man who works under or for a female dominated office; this man may have a normal position but is often requested to carry things or move boxes because he is a man. Often low men are persuaded to do work based on mass approval of the women of the office.
A low man is an interchangeable/non-descript man and often his boss will confuse his names with the names of other low men.
Lowman are typically ranked be seniority with the lowest man known as “Super Duper Low.”
Low men often get paid just enough so they don’t quit and are promised a hypothetical future of promotions that never come.
Low men often refer to each other in the friendly term “low man” or simply “low” as they have an unspoken code and are a part of the fraternal brotherhood.
Sir: “Where’s low man? Hey Lowman, where you been?
Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
What’s that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can I……..
Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.
Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.
Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
What’s that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can I……..
Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.
Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.
by Motha Fuckin Low March 17, 2009