Munch

A guy who eats ass. It can also be a word for a guy who is lame asf and gets no bitches

Friend: “Look at this guy who just texted me.”
Girl: “Ewww he’s a munch”

by kendall b. August 28, 2022

Munch

It means that someone is very caring and loving! It's a word that can help you Explain how nice a person is! If u wanna tell someone how u feel about them, tell them they're a munch!

Mom, your such a munch!

by Spreadhappinessandjoy October 18, 2022

Munch

A nigga that eat coochie and don’t get shit In return.

“You Thought I was feeling you? That Nigga A Munch” purr ICE SPICE ate the girls up with that one 😂

by Sheisdabaddest January 17, 2023

Munch with benefits

Something that randy thinks he is that doesnt exist

Randy: I am a munch with benefits

Us: no youre not thats not how it works

by wandy candy November 10, 2022

munch

a dude who eats 🐱 and gets nothing in return

“this dude came over last night he was a munch”

by offaperc September 2, 2022

munch

Stupid fucking cunt looking head ass tweezle

look at this munch

by msbdbdjfis ballsack September 3, 2022

Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.

"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"

by ycart September 14, 2010