The month of Bristol

A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.

"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."

Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.

by Mattc85 January 17, 2014

Pride Month

A 4-week time frame where vaguely "woke" corporations change their LinkedIn logos.

Check it out, it must be pride month! The only reason I know that is due to Coca Cola's temporary logo!

by Cholo Financial Planner July 5, 2021

Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)

Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025

National Pound Town Month

In the month of November you are allowed to fuck any girl anywhere any time.

Her: Why did you take my virginity?
Him: Its National Pound Town Month

by Mr. Mitten October 24, 2022

Beat a gamer month.

In March furries who are sick of gamers can beat the shit out of them on any day at any time of the day, any day of the month and they cannot fight back or defend themselves.

How to use this effective solution.

Gamer: It's beat a furry month two!

Furry: actually it's beat a gamer month.
Gamer: impossible, this can't be.
Furry: I like it cut g-
Gamer: *screaming*

by Keithisaniceguy January 6, 2022

Fuck the members month

From December 28 to January 27, every discord staff member can harass the members. This lasts one month and members can not do anything about it and are pussies if they leave.

Yo its fuck the members month. Time to get payback.

by Khassteam December 18, 2022

International Stabbing Month

The month of March, in coordination with the Anniversary of the Assassination of Emperor Julius Caesar on the Ides (15th) of March in 44 B.C.E, where he was stabbed 23 times by a group of Roman Senators who conspired to kill him, is recognized as International Stabbing Month.

" We are forever stabbing that guy."
"Stabbing?"
"Oh oops. I meant stabbing. That's really funny."
"Well, it is March: International Stabbing Month"

by smalljewishgirl March 20, 2019