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Meat mail

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.
I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail
by Rodgerthat555 January 2, 2016
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meat peach

A woman's vagina. Particularly, one that looks like a bruised gushing peach covered in dirt.
Dude, I totally ate out Julie last night.
Yeah, what's her meat peach taste like?
by For The Ages August 8, 2016
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meatatation

Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.

Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**

Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.

Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.

*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).

** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.
I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.
by Eye rock May 16, 2016
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meat socket

when i stuck a piece of toilet paper up my meat socket cuz i was out of tampons.
by nobody else here August 10, 2017
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Meat party

A local tradition amongst college students in villages of rural Montana where they congregate to cut animals they have hunted such as game and fowl while drinking beer and being quintessential "men"
Hey guys, you go to that meat party last night? We had 5 elk, 7 deer, 3 bison and 20 kegs of Cold Smoke beer.
by Fig27 October 15, 2017
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Meat and ice cream

A guy with a big dick and sweet tasting cum
I hooked up with this meat and ice cream last night, it was incredible
by A person???? November 25, 2018
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Meat Mask

A meat mask is when a female streches a males scrotum over her face and pretends it is a mask
Hey you look cute, can I give you a meat mask?
by Themasterjuuler December 25, 2018
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