Matthew

A based monkey.

Matthew: n word
Person 2: based monkey

by Reetayeetalicious boii October 16, 2021

Matthew

a distraction

Matthew sucks

by stephbry123 October 29, 2021

Matthew

Some dude, lives like a champ, but isnt one

Girl:Is that matthew
Girl 2: Yeah...
Boy: Is that Matthew
Girls 1 and 2: Yeah

by The peepee parylyzer November 1, 2021

Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

by Super idol November 21, 2021

Matthew

Matthew believes that people who put their urban dictionaries on their status are goofy af

Matthew said that persons a goofy, she thinks we care about her urban dictionary.

by Urbanpoes November 21, 2021

Matthew

Guy who looks like my dad who has midlife crisis. Grows long beard because he is lazy to cut it. Also is biggest nerd that ever lived. He is greatly prepared for life. He can eat everything, even thing that he finds on ground. He doesn't need anybody, he has sigma male grindset.

Look at that hobo he could be Matthew

by Blund3r November 21, 2021

Matthew

Fat big fluffy marshmallow, looks like a potato has a 26% in science. Has a terrible haircut that looks like he failed at attempting curtain bangs. Such a baddie grrr ruff ruff. Also gay

Matthew is a gay baddie

by Gay Baddie Bestie November 21, 2021