Huge Fat Massive Weiner Dick

This fucking monster of a cock will make the panties of all the girls even guys completely soaked. this huge badonkadonk will distroy that vagine so hard it will be sent straight into oblivion.

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by Megamoistman69420 December 12, 2021

Massachusetts Lane Change

In Massachusetts everyone swerves across lanes without using blinkers or even looking, therefore a Massachusett's Lane Change is when someone is going at it and decides to switch orifices (Pussy to Ass) without any forewarning to the woman, its a complete surprise.

Vinny: Yeah dude, I pulled the Massachusetts Lane Change on her last night, she freaked out.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.

by Tom Sumner October 4, 2008

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.

I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

throbbing masses

Throbbing masses is a word that is a synonym for dick, penis, and cock (plus any other words for dick).

Let's make a band and call it the throbbing masses!

by The Throbbing Masses United :D April 28, 2014

massage the donut

to succeed despite a lack of preparedness, expected knowledge, or actual information.

I completely forgot about the big meeting today, but I was able to massage the donut-- the boss even complemented that pie graph I put together at the last minute.

by Nive7 June 2, 2010

masshole

1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road.

2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that drive like an asshole.

1. I was such a masshole today when I went down route 128 at 98 mph.

2. Don't even think about cutting me off, you masshole!

by proud masshole December 6, 2004

Masseffecturbate

To occupy ones time by playing Mass Effect or Mass Effect 2 (Mass Effect 3 will be included when it comes out), instead of hanging out with friends or doing more important things.

Yo Eliot, why didn't you wait for us to pick you up from the movies? What, you couldn't wait to get home to Masseffecturbate.

by Gnezz10 February 25, 2010