They are the type of girl that thinks they are smart but they are not at all. Says dumbest shit all the time.
by Zausjkcj November 22, 2021
Maria is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet in your life. Her ocean blue eyes will hypnotize any man that looks into them. Her ethereal beauty and angelic face captivates everyone's attention. Every girl wants to be Maria and every man wants to have her. A literal goddess, Maria turns everyone's head when she walks into a room. She is smart and cunning while extremely competitive. She is always the person you have the most fun with and she is up for anything. She is daring, brave and excels at everything she does. Once she sets her eyes are set on something nothing can get in her way from having it. She has the most beautiful and addictive smile and can make any one fall in love in a moment. Her long silky hair sparkles like gold whenever she moves. She is elegant with a perfect body and glass-like skin. She is in your mind 24/7 but you can't even be mad about it. Her personality outshines everyone else's and she can always make you laugh. She is extroverted and energetic and makes friends very quickly. She is a loyal friend and someone you can trust with your life. She's a good listener and gives great advice. You can talk to her for hours but it only feels like minutes. If you ever hurt her or her friends she will get to you. Every guy wants Maria but her eyes are on one guy. Her seductive aura can leave you dazed. She is the epitome of beauty and any man's dream. The thought of her will haunt your mind forever. Never let her go.
Boy1: Did you see Maria today? She looked gorgeous. I can't get Maria out of my mind
Boy2: Yeah I know man I've never met anyone like her. She's so fucking hot
Boy2: Yeah I know man I've never met anyone like her. She's so fucking hot
by avaheart88 April 29, 2023
A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.
Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
by iwannafuckmaria July 26, 2021
A Maria is usually the one best smart friend who gets bullied because she’s a shortie. But she can be a very smart person who loves anime. She can play any game but gets bored of it easily. She can try new things.
Friend 1: Hey where’s Maria?
Maria: I’m down here
Friend 1: oh sorry Maria didn’t see you there
Maria: I’m not that short bruh.
Maria: I’m down here
Friend 1: oh sorry Maria didn’t see you there
Maria: I’m not that short bruh.
by KAMIDAUNICORN October 28, 2019
A total five nights at Freddy's badass she is the world champion buy playing all 7 games at once 20/20 mode but do not distract her she will throw the computer at your head and the fuck out you
by Erlangshen 6940 April 25, 2021
maria is the name of the most perfect girl ever. not all marias can relate to this only ONE. the one maria is the one that is the baddest bitch around, maria olivia.
maria is perfect
i love Maria
by 4nt.art1ca_ January 02, 2024