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Maria Joao Couto

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.
by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
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Maria

a smart beautiful girl, who is kinda insecure about herself but most of the time finds herself pretty. She is very nice and almost everytime tells the truth, but she does'nt wanna hurt a person's feeling's so she keep's things to herself. She likes to imitate and make fun of people with her best friend. If someone agues with her she gives that person the silent treatment. Is always excited when talking about fighting, because she has some build anger from all the years she spent on earth.
Jack: I like Maria, I wish she could be my girl.
by youdon'tneedtkme October 12, 2023
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Maria

Cool girl, beautiful, likes surf and volleyball, you probably meet her in a vacation in Africa, she likes germans
by jon winter November 21, 2021
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Maria

Maria, the sexy chick everyone likes. always surrounded by friends and boys. Likes everyone except Anastasia's. Rich, popular, always friends with a Isabella.
Example:
zach: Have you seen my gf?
Maria: i am here baby
by Sexy lady 2.0 November 21, 2021
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Maria

The best name your gal can have!!
Maria is lit !
by marialagrosse November 25, 2021
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Maria

whos the prettiest girl u have seen?
Maria bro
by fatboi26 February 7, 2022
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Maria Cristina Guerra

Una brutta ciuccacazzi di trans in viale trieste che odia il duce e si diverte incazzandosi con Marcis
L’altro giorno ho visto Maria Cristina Guerra ciucciare 2 minche allo stesso momento
by scghille November 21, 2021
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