dumbass hoe lookin ass

a person that looks like a dumbass hoe.

get yo dumbass hoe lookin ass over here before i eat yo ass, no homo tho.

by The schleeper February 6, 2018

charlie brown lookin ass

A person who is bad at melee and their ass looks like Charlie Brown

Interchangeable with sally pickles lookin ass

Person 1: I bet I can beat u in melee

Person 2: ok try me
Person 1: *gets bodied*
Person 2: you’re so bad you Charlie Brown lookin ass

by 69420master_of _sex May 9, 2018

Heckin Oyster lookin bitch

A guy or girl that has or resembles the smell and look of a oyster. Usually used as a joke Among friends.

Ya know what Jake. You are a heckin oyster lookin bitch.

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx June 4, 2018

An egg looking ugly ass

An egg looking ugly ass is a person that has no hair line. The person normally is in his/her 40s and that fucks your mom.

Person 1: My principal is an egg looking ugly ass.

Person 2: Did you hear, he fucked your mom.
Person 1: Ohh well, She has HIV.

by Madkso June 23, 2018

Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass

Someone who looks similar to a privileged toe head ass fool.

That boy used a 100$ bill at the Dollar General, Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass.

by PolonColon November 24, 2018

Kylo Ren lookin’ headass

A person who has the appearance and/or physique of Adam Driver (actor who plays Kylo Ren in the Star Wars franchise)

Person 1: you know that one waiter at the Ihop near Walmart?
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: the one that’s a Kylo Ren lookin’ headass
Person 2: oooh, yeah I know him!
Person 1: he has mega autism.
Person 2: LOL,big fax!

by MacropenisShaggySkooks December 9, 2018

playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.

random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.

by JewelsHax February 10, 2019