Lesbian-Baldy

A bald lesbian.

"That lesbian is bald!"
"Yeah, she's such a Lesbian-Baldy."

by GirMissesHisCupcake August 23, 2009

cocktail lesbian

An sober heterosexual female who becomes excessively affectionate with other women after having had a few too many. Must result in notable behavior to be official.

"Her behavior frightened the junior staff members during the happy hour because she became a cocktail lesbian."

by Kim Momster Persson July 24, 2006

lesbian by default

Women who choose to live their lives with other women as companions because they cannot get along with men in any other way but sexually.

Mandy finds sex with men more satisfying than with women but lives as a lesbian by default because outside of the bedroom, she can't find anything she likes or has in common with males.

by wringer February 14, 2008

Liquid Lesbian

A straight female who either makes out and/or has sex with other females after consuming too much alcohol.

She was strictly dickly but after a few shots of tequila she became a liquid lesbian.

by attacksaturn December 30, 2008

lesbian threesome

Every man's dream. When two girls join another and pleasure themselves right in front of you. If not, and you're a straight man, find any possibility of watching that. Because lesbian threesomes aren't heaven, man. That's legend-wait-for-it-fucking-dary! That's like being the king of the Universe, baby!

Aleisha and Kimberley always had a desire; to try same sex with each other. But, that day, things changed. Rita joined the group and you watched the whole scene. Pretty lucky, hein?!

The lesbian threesome is happening in my bed. But they locked the door and the windows! I can't even watch! Whoa, wait... give me that chainsaw!

by My Name Is 13 Cockroaches September 24, 2009

Lesbian Nipples

Female nipples that when licked by a man still remain soft an flacid.

James: I met this bird last night at the pub, got her back to mine and I was trying for hours to give her hard nipples
Nick: ah, she must have had lesbian nipples

by Streaker30 November 10, 2009

lesbian man

A lesbian man is a man who hates men but likes women.

Mike: I hate guys, they are awful people. Women are so nice. Thats why I like women.
Bob: You sound like a lesbian. You are like a lesbian man or something.

by _L_i_s_a_ July 10, 2006