Barbara’s Law

If something can be made worse in any way by continuing to fuck with it. See also Murphy’s Law and False Perfectionism.

I wish she would just stop. We are well into Barbara’s Law at this point

by Titonymous September 19, 2018

cousin in-law

3. Your cousin’s spouse

Mary is my cousin.

Her husband is Marvin
Marvin is my cousin’s spouse, so he is my cousin in-law

by Hunter Grant Covengton July 19, 2018

Twitter In Law

A Twitter In Law is a person you are following/followed by just because they are following/followed by your friend.

"I didn't know you're friends with Steve"

"I don't really know him that well, He's my Twitter In Law"

by 54M3E5T February 6, 2017

Schmitt's Law

A physical property of cables to tangle if left unattended.

According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.

by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011

Cousin-in-law

My cousins spouse.

My cousin John’s wife, Jane is my cousin-in-law.

by Blacktears80 September 16, 2018

Williams' Law

Williams' Law (or Williams' Rules of "Things") states that adding Robin Williams to any "thing" will immediately and always make the new state of said "thing" better than the previous state of said "thing".

Williams' Law clearly states that the 1997 movie "Flubber" is better than it's original version, the 1961 film "The Absent Minded Professor".

by GameAddikt January 12, 2015

Law of Josh

Life will give you your deepest desires and fantasy when the right time comes.

I've always dreamt of licking wine off someones back while it drips and the law of josh made it happen.

by cocacoladreams April 6, 2022