Kevin is a lonely person who likes to suck his own peepee because he is the Gaylord of Gay town, his favorite thing to do is to have intercourse with himself and his Dad (he will only have intercourse with his Dad is pleased if he c's all over his Dad's mouth and face and up his Dad's bootyhole). His favorite person is his teacher because he had a peepee transplant from him because Kevin's peepee is 1 atom long, and his teacher peepee is a micro peepee, but he was the only donor so he made it up to him by having intercourse with him every day.
A wild Kevin will try and suck you peepee, booty, or girl's chest dry into a shriveled privacy area.
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"i know i know, he's kevin though he cant keep a girl for shit"
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