"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"
by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007
Get the Onside Kick mug.When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".
Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.
by this_guy703 September 26, 2010
Get the spartan kick mug.When u don't know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it.
by Justnasty June 10, 2016
Get the horse kicking mug.A term used in the show The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.: Reawakened. The word was made when Saiki's mom had made up a homonym for psychic on the spot. It is supposedly a trendy word meaning your child is a science genius,
"Hey, did you hear about John's brother? He scored so high on the science test people are calling him a sci-kick now!"
by Watermelon Tears November 10, 2020
Get the Sci-kick mug.Equal parts vodka, Red Bull, and Chambord. Fake an injury while shaking over ice. Strain, and serve as a shot after adding an arbitrary amount of time. Toast while shouting “Goooal!” Finish as a tie.
by 100 percent fist bump May 28, 2022
Get the corner kick mug.Used in football to describe running the football back after getting it kicked to you; But used in the Bothell area as Returning 'Kicks' also known as shoes, either for bad sizes, or just back kicks.
Obama: Sorry I am late.
McCain: Where were you?
Obama: Had to make a kick return.
McCain: I got a new suit and tie.
Obama: I got some F.N.K.'s!
McCain: Where were you?
Obama: Had to make a kick return.
McCain: I got a new suit and tie.
Obama: I got some F.N.K.'s!
by Ryin82 December 15, 2008
Get the Kick Return mug.by TriTron_ May 9, 2018
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