July 9th

Born on this day, so bright and fair,
Are those with hearts and minds to share,
With kindness and charm in ample supply,
They light up the world with a gleam in their eye.

July 9th brings forth a special breed,
With a spirit that's strong and a heart that's freed,
They're born leaders with a vision so clear,
And never shy away from a challenge or fear.

Their wit and humor are hard to match,
And their words can light up any catch,
With a joy for life that's simply contagious,
They inspire others to live life outrageously.

So here's to those born on July 9th,
May their lives be filled with love and light,
May they always shine with the warmth of the sun,
And bring happiness to everyone.
If you were born on July 9th thank you.
by Cloud 24 June 25, 2023
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July 5th

Sexy nigga chad ,ready to dominate that pussy at all cost.
Look at that nigga chad ,i bet he is born on july 5th
by penisdominater69420 November 21, 2021
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July 18

Slap a bitch day slap a bitch day is a day when a bitch say sum dome shit u can slap that hoe
Her: who closes the door on a bus

Me: you stupid bitch *slaps*
Her: uhh daddy

Her: y u do that

Me: it’s July 18
by Yourmomfavoritemexican November 23, 2021
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july 13th

On this day, our girl Elara was born, the one and only OG. "Une vraie belle gosse" as french people say, one of the softest people out here. She's the best Ela in the world and the best Hu Tao main we've ever seen. She's also the bestest bff ever, her heart is so pure omg.. She's so pretty btw, and she never fails to make people smile. Everyone loves Elara.
"What day are we again today?"
"July 13th! The day the LEGEND Elara was born."
by ilovelara July 12, 2021
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22nd July

Person 1: "Hey it's 22nd July"
Person 2: "Yeah its Cam appreciation day"
by cacam May 13, 2021
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No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)
Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.
by BigBlackCow July 08, 2020
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july 11

july 11th is free slurpee day. So go get your free slurpee a from 7-11
bob: hey man today’s july 11 let’s go get our free slurpees!
jessi: aight
by lil.e.ramen November 02, 2019
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