July 5th

Sexy nigga chad ,ready to dominate that pussy at all cost.

Look at that nigga chad ,i bet he is born on july 5th

by penisdominater69420 November 21, 2021

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July 9th

Born on this day, so bright and fair,
Are those with hearts and minds to share,
With kindness and charm in ample supply,
They light up the world with a gleam in their eye.

July 9th brings forth a special breed,
With a spirit that's strong and a heart that's freed,
They're born leaders with a vision so clear,
And never shy away from a challenge or fear.

Their wit and humor are hard to match,
And their words can light up any catch,
With a joy for life that's simply contagious,
They inspire others to live life outrageously.

So here's to those born on July 9th,
May their lives be filled with love and light,
May they always shine with the warmth of the sun,
And bring happiness to everyone.

If you were born on July 9th thank you.

by Cloud 24 June 24, 2023

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July 21

Ask your best friend out, they have to say yes.

Bestie 1: It’s July 21, u know what that meansss😏, wanna go out⁉️
Bestie 2: ughh I guess.

by Ideklol. July 21, 2021

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July 13

This is the most meaningful day to me because it’s when me and my Wife first got together P.S. You will find the one you just have to keep looking

Hey Babe it’s July 13th happy 1 year!

by The_luckiest_man_in_the_World. October 10, 2021

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No Poop July

A challenge similar to No Fap September that consists in not defecating during the entire month of July. (Pissing is allowed)

Person: I haven't pooped in three days but I just can't take it anymore. Should I just poop already, doctor?
Doctor: You're not a quitter, are you? Take some of these antidiarrheal pills and you'll be just fine.

Person: Thanks, doctor! Have a great No Poop July.

by BigBlackCow July 8, 2020

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