by <3 joselyn July 11, 2021
Get the Jade._.cos mug.This girl knows whats up. Shes loud, crazy, fun, and knows how to have a good time. i love her. who doesn't? If you don't get along with this girl, you obviously have something extremely wrong with you! She accepts everyone. & Has tons of friends. Shes got this cute small body and isn't a whore! Fantastic! She's easily forgiving.
by MissMillion July 4, 2012
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its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
its location is unknown by anyone but jade unfortunaly
by trip trip March 24, 2012
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by Jeymei July 23, 2011
Get the Jade Stick mug.Jade is a sexy beast with a hot-to-go bod. Always up for having fun, having a gossip, or night out with mates. Awesome, hot and sexy. Pure delicious.
by jadeandlou September 6, 2011
Get the Jade Longson mug.The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
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