Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends
"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024
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Jessicaed

( verb) To make plans with people and at the last second have a never ending list of reasons why you can't go.
I was going to go to the concert but then the bitch Jessicaed me when I showed up to pick her up. That whore.
by Butt licker Brad August 07, 2023
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Caught a Jessica

Caught a Jessica.
The opposite of PTSD. When you remember every thing at once with all five senses. It is so true no one can understand you. Adjectives replace pronouns and possession. Example, "Are you okay?" "Babel. Sorry I just caught a Jessica."
by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023
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Jessica Lester

a bish who is a bish
by dalaii lama October 29, 2021
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jessica cerbo

The most beautiful girl to ever walk this plant. With eyes as blue as the ocean, and hair as brown as chocolate. Sexy body, sexy face.
Did you guys just see Jessica cerbo walk by!!! She’s so beautiful I want to date her

Omg don’t you wish you were as gorgeous as Jessica!!!
by Every boy known to man kind September 26, 2017
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National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.
by Jfalls November 15, 2023
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