Jimmy Garden

A curry licker and has a 1 inch willy and some bushy pubes (usually eat peanut butter of their dad’s nipples)

Wow I met a jimmy garden

What a furry

by Jimmy garden October 6, 2020

Texas Garden

A type of landscaping, usually found in the south west, in which a yard is made up of small colored rocks, pebbles, and perhaps a cactus or two as opposed to traditional grass. Easier to maintain than a regular lawn.

Fuck mowing the grass, I am going to make a Texas garden in my yard.

by Frankie Hardcore February 19, 2011

The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.

“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”

by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025

Petunia in the garden

A snitch, or an informant mostly found in a POW Camp.

In Hogan’s Hero’s When a spy was placed in their barracks Hogan says “We’ve got our first petunia in the garden”

by IlIIIllIl March 14, 2024

weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.

Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???

by QuacksO November 24, 2022

Botanical-Garden

outdoor gin venue

I had the best day out drinking gin at Botanical-garden

by 98765ghyt November 24, 2021

fruitless garden

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.

Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"

by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017