Double Dutch

When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...

I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...

by GlynC July 31, 2006

Dutch Mudflap

Having sex with a woman by sliding your penis between her labia.

She was kind of freaked out when I DUTCH MUDFLAPPED her.

by BigDaddy1013 May 10, 2016

Norwegian Dutch

1. A slang language only lesbians speak.

2. A code for lesbians to figure out if another woman is gay.

"Hey Kathy can you speak Norwegian Dutch,"
"No I'm straight but thanks for asking!"

by Sexscene January 9, 2016

dutch helmet

When two males are riding tandem on a motorcycle, with only a helmet on, the gentleman in the back is required to provide hands on protection for the package in the front.

Did you see the two guys pull a dutch helmet going down the road the other day??

by Chalky84 July 28, 2017

Dutch pimp

One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!

I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe

by Mikky Miller December 29, 2018

Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012

Dutch Farmboy

A traditional rural Dutch activity that involves fun, healthy, and friendship building. Normally, this activity is performed with a peacock, but can be performed with a goat or a block of cheese.

I love it when Erik B. does the Dutch Farmboy.

by Tinkle Hurlabutton April 18, 2019