When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...
I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...
by GlynC July 31, 2006
Get the Double Dutchmug. by BigDaddy1013 May 10, 2016
Get the Dutch Mudflapmug. To defile a human being by explosively releasing Jenkem onto their freshly washed faces, arms, legs, and other body parts. This is an extreme act of disrespect and should only be done to the greatest of enemies. Often times, there will a booby trapped, spring-loaded bottle of Jenkem waiting under a cardboard box, labeled "Free cookie." However, do not go for that cookie, or you could be Von Dutched.
Bro, I just totally got my stupid idiot teacher the other day with a big prank!
What, did you Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
What, did you Von Dutch him?
No, I'm not Hitler. Jesus. Like, seriously? I just rearranged the desks, dude. You seriously think I'd do that to him? God, who the hell do you think I am? Like, Von Dutching? Really? God, you really have low standards for me. I'm gonna go now.
by LordShrekkicus March 2, 2018
Get the Von Dutchingmug. by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017
Get the dutch astronautmug. by Mathias March 27, 2015
Get the Dutch princessmug. by Calv-Dawg May 15, 2013
Get the Dutch Stovemug. I have not been able to appreciate the delicate flavours of tiramisu since receiving a Dutch Microwave
by Hank.E.Panky June 3, 2018
Get the Dutch Microwavemug.