idiot layer

In technology or telecommunications companies, the first level of technical support. Called idiots because they typically have no idea how things work and are just reading off a script.

Called Comcast because my DVR wouldn't power on. Their idiot layer said I needed to reboot it.

by j-lingo January 8, 2015

Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

Inarticulate idiot

A person that believes "Bon Appétit" is pronounced and spelled "Bone Apple Tea".

Some inarticulate idiot actually believes that "Bon Appétit" is pronounced, and spelled "Bone Apple Tea"!

by Orchid'sAllure August 20, 2016

idiot hipster

synonym for hipster douche

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.

by K Joyce January 5, 2016

pissed idiot

Someone who can't handle their booze and carries on like a complete bellend.

Everytime he drinks, Nick turns into nothing but a pissed idiot.

by Stormingnorming January 30, 2016

Magical Idiots

What you and your group of friends called yourselves when you were in Elementary/Primary school and you still jokingly refer to yourselves as now.

Person1: What should we call our group chat, btw?

Person2: Magical Idiots, lol.

Person1: Omg, do you remember that, tho?

Person2: Yeah, we were, like, so cringy, lol

Person1: Yeah, we used XD! Who even does that anymore?

Person2: ikr.

Then, they look back in 10 years time and realize nothing had changed.

by Y337 5p34k October 13, 2018

Idiot Pill

A pill that one takes to prevent stupidity or idiocy. Usually taken once a day.

Person 1: (using phone as a flashlight) I can't find my phone.
Person 2: Did you take your goddam idiot pill today fool?

by Nemu64 December 26, 2018