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House rape

When people show up at your house without permission. Living, sleeping, or just annoying the shit out of you.
Our friend was visiting from out of the country for a few weeks, stayed longer and now her boyfriend is still house raping us.

Our friend got "too drunk to drive" and decided to stay "long enough" to "sober up" and house raped us.

Our friends house rape us because our stuff is better than theirs.
by better than my friends December 12, 2010
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Convo- Raped

You are forced into a conversation you do not want to take part in.
On the 5th of August 2010 a kid called Jacob Buckley added everyone to a conversation when they clearly did not want to be added.

(Joe adds Tom to a conversation)
Tom: Oh crap I don't want to talk to you.
(Joe keeps on adding him)
Tom: Im being Convo- Raped.
by Guywhoisepiclyawesome August 6, 2010
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defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.
Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."
by drdigg August 21, 2013
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House Rape

A situation where a large number of uninvited house guests intentionally crash a party, consume large quantities of food and drink.
Adrian, has a party for some good friends and neighbors. Liz knows about the party, but is not invited. Liz decides to invite the entire neighborhood and claim that Adrian initiated the invite. The end result is Adrian's party having a significant number of guests and leaving him feeling house raped.
by LudaChris August 25, 2013
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Rape robot

Noun

(1) A machine or device that is programmed to rape.

(2) A beer fuelled German boy unable to control the urge to hump on things.

(3) A forum moderator that bans unsuspecting victims.
That rape robot has banned me again, i bet he just wants to touch me!
by Barry Ahmed July 18, 2011
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ref raped

When a ref essentially rapes one team to hand the game to the other team.
The Griz got totally ref raped when they played The Cats in Bozeman. (Rape)
by Tangrizfan April 20, 2018
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Smoking rape

A term used to describe an older guy who is constantly talking about much younger girls that it's just as bad as smoking crack
guy 1: dude, check out that chick over there
Guy 2: she's at least 12 bro!
Guy 1: but that ass though...
Guy 2: dude, can you stop smoking rape
by Drosie June 30, 2016
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