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Rape robot

Noun

(1) A machine or device that is programmed to rape.

(2) A beer fuelled German boy unable to control the urge to hump on things.

(3) A forum moderator that bans unsuspecting victims.
That rape robot has banned me again, i bet he just wants to touch me!
by Barry Ahmed July 18, 2011
mugGet the Rape robotmug.

Cabin rape

When the people in your cabin have turned against you, and proceed to rape you in every hole.
Did you hear? Jessica is sore after she got cabin raped.
by Noah Shat October 18, 2019
mugGet the Cabin rapemug.

Smoking rape

A term used to describe an older guy who is constantly talking about much younger girls that it's just as bad as smoking crack
guy 1: dude, check out that chick over there
Guy 2: she's at least 12 bro!
Guy 1: but that ass though...
Guy 2: dude, can you stop smoking rape
by Drosie June 30, 2016
mugGet the Smoking rapemug.

welfare rape

The abhorrent act where a state actor (ie government) uses high taxes to rob the hardworking of their well deserved income, and redirect that income to lazy people able to work, such as:
welfare queen
Welfare Whore (or single slut mom)
Welfare Mom (or single slut mom)
Welfare Breeder
welfare parasite
welfare dick

These people in turn spend their money on drugs and entertainment, since they know they will be able to continually live off of welfare, making the celebrity athletes, actors, singers, rappers, dancers, etc. (ie welfare vampires) even richer, thanks to the unappreciated hardworking person. This is especially frustrating for men because the welfare queens/whores/moms continue to fornicate with everyone except the men who pay the taxes to keep those worthless piles of shit alive.
I am a hardworking software developer who is getting welfare raped by the government and yet none of those welfare whores will do me!
by ScrewedOverRicecel March 2, 2021
mugGet the welfare rapemug.

The Rape Witch

Evil bitch that will sit you by her, torment you with her souless eyes, and when she's done taking away your happiness, put you in a corner in which you will never see another classmates eyes or hear the laughter of happy children. Often her room is referred to as "The Rape Dungeon" due to the fact it is secluded from the rest of the school and has no visible windows to look in on. Stay as far away from this woman as possible!!! She will find you, she will hunt you down, and she will kill you. Physical description is as followed: Dykish haircut, evil gap between front teeth that seems to suck you in, soulless pale blue eyes, saggy bottom, and heaving angry chest.
evilmiseryrapetorturesadnessThe Rape Witch
by valleydyke96 August 19, 2012
mugGet the The Rape Witchmug.

Gain raped

When you're at the gym and your bro sneaks a few extra pounds on the machine between sets while you arent't looking.
Bro 1: "Damn did that weight feel slightly heavier than the first set to you?"
Bro 2: "Nah bro, you got gain raped. If anything you should be thanking me."
by Rich Piana September 5, 2016
mugGet the Gain rapedmug.

Keyboard Rape

To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.
Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.
by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011
mugGet the Keyboard Rapemug.

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