Paris hilton dutch oven

Farting in your purse while your dog is also in the purse

My dog hates is when I give it a paris Hilton Dutch oven

by DontEatMeBrp November 24, 2024

Paris

Paris (Otherwise known as Ken) typically impulsively indiscriminately beaches people off. Some would say "She's just ken"

"Have you seen the last beach off??, Paris was there"

by Daaaamooo September 18, 2023

Last Tango in Paris

A pretentious and incredibly boring movie.

Hey John, have you ever watched Last Tango in Paris?
I tried, but I fell asleep after 5 minutes.

by vve September 5, 2023

Paris Niggers

When the niggers went to paris successfully.

These two niggers are Paris Niggers.

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

PARI

PARI IS AN ANGEL FROM HEAVEN.One of the sweetest girl y'll ever find in this whole entire world.She's very sensitive and wants to always remain close to her family and friends.Always want to make them feel proud of her.Her strength and weakness are them.She looks for the best in the world as she's very helping in nature one could find.She laughs at her jokes even when no one is around and feels she's the most humorous human being in this planet.Kinda intelligent too and always want to see her name in top.Her dreams are expectless but definitely will chase them one day and will be the most successful person.

GIRL:Are you available for me?
BOY:Only if you're PARI

by IDKMEEITHERHEHE November 24, 2021

Paris Ontario

Smelly river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.

Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says that Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.

Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.

by Parisite12 December 4, 2023