1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.
2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.
1.
Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!
2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!
2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....
by blue_jacket July 21, 2011
Get the Telstra Idiotmug. Some inarticulate idiot actually believes that "Bon Appétit" is pronounced, and spelled "Bone Apple Tea"!
by Orchid'sAllure August 20, 2016
Get the Inarticulate idiotmug. The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.
by K Joyce January 5, 2016
Get the idiot hipstermug. by Impasabear August 10, 2022
Get the Sapphic idiotmug. In technology or telecommunications companies, the first level of technical support. Called idiots because they typically have no idea how things work and are just reading off a script.
by j-lingo January 8, 2015
Get the idiot layermug. If something has a substantially higher cost than the materials that went into it, it has a high idiot index, according to Elon Musk. High idiot index items are usually overly complicated to manufacture. This is a term he used internally at his companies, according to his biography written by Walter Isaacson.
"This rocket valve costs $50,000 despite it being made of $200 of steel and similar car parts costing $500. It has a very high idiot index."
by iKingRPG September 25, 2023
Get the Idiot Indexmug. by eFor2 September 16, 2023
Get the idiot centralmug.