ian cowan

a nice respectful Mexican boy who lives in a family of 8 he enjoys Tybing from jaxson amweg and he likes to rape bros and play rdr2 and get super baked with his P.I.C colt the bolt also he has a felony

"ian cowan get down here and rub my feet!"

by panthic_gurkin December 17, 2018

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a small cunt with a small penis and no life

ur such a ian

every ian wants to suck darren tan cock

( very small)

by darren tan November 22, 2021

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Ian

Ians are quite possibly the sexiest men alive today. They're not super outgoing or into BDSM, and they don't have a ton of kinks you should consider before climbing into bed with them. However, Ians can be so loving and caring once you get to know them. That is what is important. You need to befriend Ian first before trying to reap all of the benefits and rewards. If you don't, his friends will come at you and literally demolish your entire reputation, if you had one, to begin with. If you find an Ian, hold on tight. You've found a keeper.

Guy 1 "That guy is so good at sports and school and girls and counterintelligence for the communist forces of China"
Guy 2 "He must be an Ian. There's no way around it"

by Ilikemen2203483 February 23, 2022

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In the same sense that this universe has a unique orchestration of phenomena from the infinitesimal to infinite, form to formless, time to timeless so too does an Ian exist for a blink of an eye in the vast and eternal unknown place we call life. And by the way, each snowflake falls exactly in its right place and therefore so do you. Yes, there is only one Ian but is it not true there is only one you? There is no end it is only the journey.

Ian would you shut the hell up, get off your damn cushion you’ve been sitting on for hours on end get a job you long haired hippie! I’m tired of the same old…(stuff Ian has to work on)

by L. Carol April 9, 2024

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