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i pulled the hammer on that bitch and gabe him a third eye
by Jean Laman August 1, 2003
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human nature

A stupid excuse that people use to act like irresponsible idiots. Ignoring the fact that they are individuals with their own free will and choose to be irresponsible.
People often use this excuse, human nature, to act like dicks or be selfish to others. They believe that humans are naturally aggressive or selfish which is not true. Everything human beings do is determined by choices you make.

People use "human nature" as an excuse for virtually every wrong doing or idiotic mistake they manage to come up with as a simple excuse to avoid responsibility.

If you are speeding down the highway just because you don't see a cop nearby and want to get somewhere fast, please kill yourself. You are driving inconsiderately and risking your safety as well as putting not only you but other people's lives in danger. No one should drive selfishly without thinking about others just so they can cheat and get to their destination faster. Some people speed when they don't see cops around and end up getting tickets. If you drive in an idiotic, retarded manner like this, please suicide. You're a moron if you do it.

People should always try and obey the speed limit and wear seatbelts like a normal decent human being is expected to. Not sometimes, ALL the time, morons.

The same thing goes for other things like littering. Don't throw it out your fucking vehicle window because you're fucking lazy. Throw it in the trash wherever your destination is, dumbasses. You people using human nature as an excuse to be irresponsible are the reasons why I believe stupid people should be totally eradicated and only select Intelligent people should be allowed to live.
by Kongamuse November 6, 2011
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Human Pretzel

When two people take off their clothes, get under the covers and begin to make out, their bodies subconsciously start to intertwine themselves until the two people form a single unit- resembling a pretzel. This 'pretzeling effect' usually leads to sex or conversely sex will ultimately lead to the formation of a Human Pretzel. The repetitive formation of the Human Pretzel is also responsible for the release of Oxitocin into the bloodstream.
I was late getting into work this morning because I got stuck in a human pretzel.
by dclaw1 January 17, 2012
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Human centipede

While having an orgy, get all your orgy friends lined up in a position where they can all eat ass. Like a human centipede.
Sean:Duuuuuuuudddeeeeee last night was so good with suzie,sally,Sandra, and Steve.
Shane: dude ik, we worked that human centipede.
by C-chedda October 7, 2015
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human billboard

A person who wears garments decorated with corporate logos, or slogans. The logo can be either the manufacturer or designer of the garment, or a sponsor (eg sports event sponsor). On a deeper level it refers to someone who feels that they must advertise their income level or taste in clothes in an obvious way to gain peer approval. Also refers to someone who unwittingly engages in the act of advertising by wearing such garments.
Wearing tracksuits or baseball caps with company logos, bags with the name of the designer printed on them. 'The human billboards thronged around the pit area like dancing biped TV ads.'
by Tim Francis May 25, 2007
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human parking cones

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them
Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right
by J-fisher December 14, 2010
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Human Oil Change

v.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"
by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014
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