A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog
Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.
by Tokenship March 12, 2024
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A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.
Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.
Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience
by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024
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by Arjun9514 May 5, 2024
Get the Chik Hudgi mug.Liam Neeson was a bad guy in that movie about wolves, but he pulled an Alaskan hedgehog and lived to tell the tale.
by bigdaddykaneeee September 25, 2025
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Seriously, on Hodge?
On Hodge, I doordashed that shit cause I can barely move #bigboy
Seriously, on Hodge?
On Hodge, I doordashed that shit cause I can barely move #bigboy
by Mark Allen Hodges January 8, 2026
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Tom:" aren't you going to read the instructions first? "
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"
Jill:"no i want to get the cupboard built before lunch"
Tom:"well aren't you running over the hedgehog"
by flat hedgehog January 11, 2017
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