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horny dildo

an exagerated king sized dildo that have viens that course through it
tom was a gay fag so he used a horny dildo to please his mangina
by lostsoul425 January 1, 2009
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corny horny

The act of putting a cob of corn in a girls vagina or ass. It also goes for guys too, but don't do that guys because then your considered gay. HOMOS
"Dude i got so drunk last night that i gave my girl friend a corny horny......HELL YEAH!
by Eric Schmitz December 25, 2008
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horny charizard

Lighting ones self on fire moments before submerging yourself in water.
We were hanging out on Nick's yacht when Eric performed the horny Charizard
by Mr 735 February 2, 2018
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nostalgia horny

When you are horny for a past experience
Dude i was just laying there when a song got me nostalgia horny for my old girl
by APTtjd April 14, 2019
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Snow Horny

The extreme longing for the amazing white matter called snow. People may want it for many reasons, whether they want to build a snow man or they just want to shred the slopes. Usually the syndrome exists between late August and November.
"Ugh I just wish it was snowboard season allready"

"Somebody's Snow Horny..."
by colostatejunkie August 27, 2009
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horny horner

a horny young man, who unfortunitly can not have sexual intercourse with females so reduces himself to microwaving melons and fucking them (melon fucker).
your so ugly your a horny horner
by 69johnson69 September 7, 2010
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The Horny Burrito

the horny burrito is a sexual position in which the male is lying on the ground and the female is on top. it is so named because while the female is on top she is eating a burrito specifically from chipotle. many find arousal in this position because fixins from the burrito fall and the female lick them up seductively creating a greater sense of sexuality. The horny burrito can also be performed in gymnasiums for added sexual arousal.
Me and Camille performed the Horny Burrito last night...it is one of the best sex positions ever!
by hornyasanything June 21, 2009
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