hootie pucker

a tent like structure with sheer sheets wrapped around it. Generally has chairs in it.

The Farnam House. We hung out in the hootie pucker last night, it was fun.

by Tawanda September 13, 2006

hoodie

An article of clothing invented by Mark Zuckerberg that features many unnecessary pockets and a hood.

The success of Facebook is directly attributed to Mark Zuckerberg's deft use of the hoodie.

by kirupa February 15, 2014

hoosier

smart hill-billy kicked out of kentucky, we were making them look bad

you ever been to kentucky?

by HoosiermaninBama (bama just like kentucky) November 28, 2003

hootie

a person who gets intoxicated, whether intentionally or not

They had pale beer, and they put alcohol in the bottom. It was hot in the summer, and it was so cold you could see the frost on the outside of the container…It tasted so good and cold, I said wow. They said, 'man, you ready for another,' and I replied, 'yeah.' After about the third one they said when you going to blow. I said I was ready, but when I tried to get up I couldn't get out of the seat. They said, 'man, this cat come up here and got hootied.' So from then on the cats started calling me Hootie."
- Frank Driggs and Chuck Haddix, from "Kansas City Jazz: From Ragtime to Bebop -- A History"

by JakeSF December 28, 2005

Tying your hoodie strings

One doesn't know how to be cool, in other words your prob just a fag with bad hair

One time in class I was tying my hoodie and some kid asked me.. Why are you tying your hoodie strings? how bad did your barber fuck up????

by ChefBOIareD March 12, 2017

Hoopie

When someone is caught in the act of doing something pointless, they are referred to as a "hoopie." Kinda of like a "dumb blonde."

She watered the grass the day after it rained. She's a Hoopie!

by Softballislife July 2, 2009

Hoagie

A nickname for the most bad-ass person you will ever know also a term for a baby ninja.

That kids a hoagie!

by Hoagies November 3, 2009