homework

Boring work that children have to do only to get good grades and stuff.

Kids only do homework on the weekend because some parents say it 'keeps them busy'.

by anonymous November 26, 2022

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Homework is a combination of emotions - such as rage, pain, general sadness, fatigue, tiredness, and the need to slack off.

"How are you feeling today?"
"I'm Homework"
"What do you mean?"
"Oh you know, rage, pain, sadness, and lust."

by Old Wise One. November 28, 2022

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HOMEWORK = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

Kid: I CANT WAIT FOR HOMEWORK!
Billy: do you even know what that means?
Kid: what?
Billy: half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
Kid: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by LN11 September 1, 2022

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The thing schools love to give us to prevent us from having any more than 1 planck time of free time at home not spent on stuff that's actually fun.

It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".

"Istg I should be glad I'm not in Minecraft because I'd be killed by Phantoms by the time I finish 10% of my homework. Thanks school very cool."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

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