A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.
by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025
Get the Maryland Handshakemug. Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.
It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
Get the Hackensack Handshakemug. I saw Denise give John a Cypriot handshake when they met on Saturday she kissed his big toe and then his forehead.
by Softy101 September 12, 2021
Get the Cypriot Handshakemug. A failed attempt at a handshake in wich you only use your fingers to shake someones hand. It is the most bitch ass handshake you could do.
Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl: *Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What was that handshake?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
Girl: *Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What was that handshake?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake
by You should read this October 11, 2023
Get the Bitchy Handshakemug. Whilst collecting horse semen...
You scoop a generous amount of cum up, and shake hands with your unexpecting victim, while shouting "Yeeee Hawww"
You scoop a generous amount of cum up, and shake hands with your unexpecting victim, while shouting "Yeeee Hawww"
Person 1: "yo bro, I gave my mum the Cowra handshake yesterday"
Person 2: " whoa dude that's so standard of you"
Person 1: "Yeeeee Hawww"
Person 2: " whoa dude that's so standard of you"
Person 1: "Yeeeee Hawww"
by Iheartpseudo September 12, 2024
Get the The Cowra handshakemug. A type of Handshake in witch the individual use's their "left hand".
- This coming from a documentary of African Culture where the inhabitants
wipe with their right hand, then shake with their left as to not offend others.
- This coming from a documentary of African Culture where the inhabitants
wipe with their right hand, then shake with their left as to not offend others.
Exp. (As seen in the movie "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.)
Dave - "Hi, Mark Rose (extends left hand)"
Mark - "Lefty huh? You must be foreign to come at me with that
pathetic African Handshake..."
Dave - (Smiles)
Dave - "Hi, Mark Rose (extends left hand)"
Mark - "Lefty huh? You must be foreign to come at me with that
pathetic African Handshake..."
Dave - (Smiles)
by NumberOneKangaroo November 17, 2016
Get the african handshakemug. This is a sex position where there are 2 partners holding their hands up performing a high-five, whilst a 3rd contestant performs anal, vaginal, or oral sex (or both at once)
“What else can you call the Eiffel Tower sex position?”
“I call it the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake!”
“I call it the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake!”
by Glorbax June 13, 2022
Get the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshakemug.