Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

No Secret Handshake

No Secret Handshake connotes an egalitarian, open-to-all membership policy.

The committee welcomed newcomers, you know, "No Secret Handshake".

by Mr. Fourth of July August 1, 2011

Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.

I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.

by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011

Bitchy Handshake

A failed attempt at a handshake in wich you only use your fingers to shake someones hand. It is the most bitch ass handshake you could do.

Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl: *Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What was that handshake?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake

by You should read this October 11, 2023

Bitchy Handshake

A failed attempt at a handshake in which you only use your fingers to shake someone's hand. It is the most awkward handshake you could do.

Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl*Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What kind of handshake is that?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake

by You should read this October 11, 2023

double-handshake clasp

Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.

Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023