Baggage Handler

When a relationship starts great then you realize that person comes with crazy kids and an exes. Since you moved in with your new person you have to deal with all their baggage until the lease is up.

John moved in with Pam things were great ... until Pam’s kids moved in and were diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and now her ex - husband , Nick came over on Christmas. John as to handle all her baggage, John is a baggage handler until the lease is up.

by Lilfapp415 January 7, 2021

Frat handle

Tool

What a fucking frat handle

by RowdyGent1897 May 13, 2021

Yankee handle

When someone from up north gives you a handle job

Boy 1: she is from new york imma have her give me a handjob
Boy 2: you mean a yankee handle

by Username67435 June 14, 2021

scrite hanberry

A mispronunciation of the carbonated beverage by a very sleepy human being forgetting how to English

Sure I’ll have a scrite Hanberry…
Uh dude don’t you mean sprite cranberry

by Kohai~Senpai June 29, 2021

Charley handley

A man of great strength and determination and is commonly know as the chum of Monmouth

I wish I was in a good of shape as Charley handley

by Urnanismymum July 8, 2021

to handle

One of many verbs that is a handy euphemism for "to murder"-- used only by those used to ordering killings.

"Joey's been getting high, flashing money and mouthing off about the Brink's Job! Tell his brother to handle him, or someone will handle both of them."

by MTyeW23 July 15, 2021

Man-Handle

Variation of Man-Bun; description for an unfortunate male hairstyle which requires long hair to be tied in a knot on top of head, mostly worn by Millenials, Artists, and Assholes.

I met a guy at the grocery store, we clicked, and he came back to my studio apartment. The throat-fucking was super easy thanks to his Man-Handle!

by juicefang August 4, 2021