by CHlKEN January 10, 2018
Get the Hello there mug.When a Fu*king A$$hole comes behind you and your army without you realizing. And decides to drag your attention by saying "Hello There". After you see him you automatically will say by instinct "General Kenobi"
by AssholicHuman October 8, 2017
Get the Hello There mug.A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
Get the The "hello" fee mug.When a male likes a female, but finds out she is already taken. It is not uncommon to hear "the sound of silence" being sang in acapela at this exact moment.
Guy: Whoa... You're from São Paulo as well?
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."
Girl: Yea, that's also where I met my boyfriend.
Friend singing on the background: "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk to you again..."
by Bite za dust March 29, 2017
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Get the hollywood hello mug.I woke up and he was giving me the Dutch hello! At first I thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood...
by Scooter McBooter June 16, 2017
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