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2am Towel Grab

When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room
Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.
by wutfuckery January 16, 2020
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National grab dick day

On April 12th, it’s national grab dick day. When you walk by him grab his dick
Just walk by and grab his dick, it’s “national grab dick day
by BRI lewis April 11, 2019
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National grab hair day

Touch anyone’s hair you would like. It won’t be weird since it’s national grab hair day!! National grab hair day starts on 22nd March, so be ready!! :)
Your hair is very nice!! *grabs hair* oops byeee!! National grab hair day
by Joes hair March 20, 2021
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penie grab

When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.
Hey son, its time for your birthday penie grab.
by anonymous September 26, 2020
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National Grab Ass Day

On February 17th guy or girl single or taken you can get your ass grabbed
“I’m thinking about grabbing Nina’s ass today since it’s National Grab Ass Day
by Pure Malice January 29, 2020
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grad grab

At universities, an arrangement whereby honorary members of a fraternity (i.e. sexy women) are nominated to distribute congratulatory favors (i.e. blowjobs and penetration sex), to graduating members of the fraternity house, usually at the same time .
Jennifer made herself available for a grad grab with Mark, Taylor, Hakeem, and Jonah last night at the graduation party.
by theprevert June 11, 2018
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the grabbing

when a parent grabs their child's phone while they show their parent something on it. it's usually accompanied by them either scrolling, asking "what/who is that?", and/or them not giving the intended reaction
child: hey, mom look at this meme walks over to mother
mom: okay, honey. grabs phone
child: it's funny, right?
mom: begins swiping i don't see what's funny

child: later yeah, my mom did the grabbing today. she almost saw a picture with a swear, she would've flipped.
by max quigley July 9, 2020
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