gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.

"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

Gooch

The place between the vagin and the asshole.

OH EM GEE THERE IS SHIT ON MY GOOCH!

by Andrew3456476567567 June 28, 2008

gooch

an aboriginal way of saying your ass. such as when one of your friends shave their gooch

shaving your gooch

by inu June 5, 2015

Gooch Burn

When the area between the ball sack and anus is irritated and burns from excessive rubbing of alex's fake nails

Alex was itching my gooch for 3 hours after getting back from grover's lunch date and now i have gooch burn. OUCH!

by Author, Charlaine Harris April 14, 2009

goophel

a rare species of bird only seen in Idaho

"woah check out that goophel!"
"shut the fuck up"

by hhhhdfghj November 28, 2022

gomophiliac

to have the 'condition' of being a gomo

Fag:dude i was born this way, god made me a gomophiliac.

Me:Fucking idiot...

by my name was already taken July 30, 2008

Gooched

1. Recieving a kick up the gooch
2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad

"Mum, can u check my balls? I got badly gooched today"
"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"
"We gooched that photo good"
Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"

by ||tom|| December 11, 2008