Mississippi Mud Goblin 

A large amount of fecal matter hidden inside soft, warm mississippi mud. When stepped in, the Mud Goblin releases intoxicating aromas that will seep into your pores.

Jason found a Mississippi Mud Goblin today and will be out of the office for the rest of the afternoon.

Mississippi Mud Goblin by gretzky of stink September 4, 2009

office goblin 

A person at company who has been deemed worthless in terms of how they contribute to the company but still continues to hold a job. That person is thought to be performing oral sexual favors in return for keeping their job.

John: WTF does Gary do around here?
Pete: Dude, he's an office goblin.
John: You mean office ghost?
Pete: Nope, office goblin. He's got to be gobblin' somebody if he's still working here.
John: Yeah, you're right.

office goblin by kibbles-n-vicks August 24, 2009

butt goblin 

Any person who performs a surprise ass attack on another, using multiple strong upward punching motions; Man or women who uppercuts anothers behind until bruised and battered, making sure to make goblin, troll or hobbit like noises during the attack.

Anthony: Cover your butt when going up the escalator, Damian is behind you.
Sean: Why should i watch my butt?
Anthony: Because he's a butt goblin!
Sean: Oh, i see.

butt goblin by The Tom Connors March 8, 2007

Knob Goblin 

A goblin that infests your knob if you don't wear a condom.
Or, a goblin that like knobs.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He went to Tijuana and got knob goblins from a hooker.

While camping, Derek walked into the woods to take a leak, and was immediately fellated by a knob goblin. There were no survivors.

Knob Goblin by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006

green goblin 

A piece of your shit that happens to resemble the Green Goblin from spider man

You: "dude! i just had the biggest GREEN GOBLIN of my life!"
dude: "no way man?!?!? i just had the biggest spidey!"
you: wtf!

green goblin by shneeky shnake August 20, 2009

mind goblin 

mind goblin deez nuts

hey Mikey do you know what the mind goblin is?
no what is it?

mind goblin deez nuts

mind goblin by herb34 March 7, 2022

ASS GOBLIN 

MAN WHO TAKES IT UP THE ASS


sittin @ a party & some kid calls someone else a gay ass goblin.

"I got fucked in my ass last night."
"your a fucking ass goblin!!!"

ASS GOBLIN by SHAQUITA November 10, 2004