Gator Mountains

The bulges portruding from an athletic coach's pants. On special occasions, the bulges are numerous and very noticeable.

Coach Jones' Gator Mountains looked like a giant camel toe.

by HamptonT July 3, 2006

gator aids

gator aids is a drink that gaige made last year very good for you. you can get it by having sex and sex is very very good for you

gator aids good drink. dink it

by gaige forrest March 7, 2017

headless goat

(n.) When one pulls the pants of a male down and smacks him on the head of the penis with a foot, hand, ball, bat, nail gun, frying pan, etc.

Guy: Hey, why's Doug limping like that?
Sven: Oh, I just pulled a headless goat on him.

by RogerTheShrubber February 20, 2010

Fucked up goat

Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.

I walked into my room the other day eating her own poo. she must be a fucked up goat.

by Masterman2000 August 18, 2011

fucking a goat

this is used ,usually on a construction job, where a complete retard just cant do enough wrong to get fired cause he " has a picture of the boss fucking a goat" and said boss doesnt want the information to surface.

that guy cant even piss without instructions and someone holding his hand,he must have a picture of someone fucking a goat not to be fired.

by evilgoodness July 6, 2014

goat rodeo

A situation that has all the risks and none of the rewards. In a real rodeo, cowboys risk their necks, but they get to look cool. If the cowboys rode goats, they'd have just as much risk of injury, and wouldn't look cool. Such a situation has two possible outcomes: really bad or slightly less bad. Having forseen such a situation, you're best bet is to not enter the Rodeo.

"We decided not to submit our wine in the "Two-buck-chuck Taste-off" because we didn't want to get into a Goat Rodeo."

by Vanilla Bean December 13, 2008

Throat Goat

Someone who are the greatest of all time at deep throat.

Person 1: I'm such I'm the greatest of all time at Deep Throat!
person 2: OMG RLLY!! CAN YOU SHOW ME?
Person 1: Okay Sure I'll show you that I am Throat Goat

by Thr0atG0at March 24, 2021