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golden field goal

The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.
I got a little bit of pee on her leg while I was attempting a golden field goal.
by Three points November 25, 2016
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Feeding the Goalkeeper

When a football player shoots the ball straight at the goalkeeper, it is known as feeding the goalkeeper
“Stop feeding the goalkeeper, he’s not hungry!”

The keeper’s just eaten!”
by Big D 25 January 17, 2018
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Sticky billy goat

The sticky residue around the chin area left behind after a man thrusts his penis back and forth between a woman’s breasts.
“My boyfriend titty fucked me last night. I showered and must have missed under my chin. He gave me a sticky billy goat!”
by Bad Birl July 31, 2019
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The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge

A hilarious challenge where you shave a goat's beard off and glue it to your chin in the winter. The challenge is to keep the goat hair glued to your chin and try to get reactions from random people
John : Hey man why the fuck does Willis have goat hair on his chin?

Toby : We made him do

"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin
by JaCrispy420 December 11, 2020
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Maurice aka Goat

Maurice has a big cock and women love him. He loves having sex with them. They want to have sex with him too. Most of the women Maurice has Sex with are sexy lady babies. Besides to this he is not gay because loves sexy women and they like him and they have lots of sex together because Maurice has a huge cock and he is a young sexy motherfucker. He likes playing cool games like Barbies secret adventures but the sexy women he has a lot of sex with don‘t, because when Maurice plays it they cant have sex with him, so they cry. His hobbys are playing the flute, playing golf and having tons of sex. Other men want to have sex with him to, but Maurice doesnt, because hes not gay. Still, if he could, he would fuck himself but he is not gay.

Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“
Hey, look it’s Maurice aka Goat.

Dang he has a huge cock

Yes i heard he has tons of sex
by Chris Peacokc November 24, 2021
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put the lid on the goat

To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.
It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.
by King Smethnic III July 25, 2019
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