Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 10, 2019
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garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!
Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.
by Jackaction December 31, 2016
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“gardening”

gardening is a phrase stoners use to say they smoke weed.
I got into “gardening” recently, so I want to know what’s the best flower/bud to use.
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Emilio’s garden

A triangular patch of hair on the lower back, above the buttocks.
His swimsuit proudly displayed Emilio’s garden adding a unique touch to his beach look.
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Absolute Garden Gnome

That one guy who eats all your food in your fridge with his pants off.
He wack, but he yo homie. you get mad at him but you get over it.
He comes out as gay but he's still your little horny elf.
he sends you dick pics but you still love him.
"You mother fucking absolute garden gnome i hate you come here and suck my dick"
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Beef Gardener

One who performs oral sex. Typically on a female. Cunnilingus or Fellatio.
Dave was a Beef Gardener.
Gillian didn't care cause she wasn't getting any of that.

Gillian used to be a Beef Gardener until she advanced and grew a beef garden of her own.
Dave was hardcore butthurt because he wasn't getting any of that.
by bogosuperelf June 30, 2020
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