face scrawn

This occurs when an individual goes away travelling for 3 weeks and returns with a very scrawny face and a gummy laugh. Generally the rest of their body stays the same

Jon: wow, craig looks like he has been chasing the dragon

Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn

by mbuzidume November 12, 2013

Face Cradle

The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.

"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"

by omgphangirl July 13, 2015

face joint

A face joint is a joint that you smoke alone to your face, without sharing it. You get really high.

Hey, are you going to roll a face joint or can i get a hit??

by liltomato February 28, 2016

face a jay

Dmv slang ...... means to smoke a jay or a “ joint “. Can be used when talking to friends or explaining something .

For example: “ I’m boutta go smoke this jay “

For example: “ I’m boutta go face a jay “
defenition: Meaning you are soon a about to inhale the marajuna

by MumboSauceGirl May 20, 2018

Face Fucker

A man who pumps away at a woman's mouth during a blowjob as if he were fucking a hole in the wall, usually with his hands on either side of her head.

I needed to deep throat an entire box of Popsicle's after that Face Fucker treated my mouth like it was a pumpkin with a lubed-up hole cut into it.

by MomWhoreReet June 18, 2019

Face card season

Face card season refers to the time when there's colder weather. During the cold weather, people are more likely to wear thicker layers and more jackets. Revealing clothes are not worn, so you can't really see others' bodies. This means when judged or being looked at by others, a person's facial appearance is the only thing that can be judged, not their body figure included.

Your looks better be valid or else you're not pulling this face card season.

by pepelovesbarbie November 26, 2022

Oreo face

The fascial expression caused by the orgasmic sensation of eating an Oreo.

Oh man, look at that girls Oreo face.

by Basil Valentine February 8, 2010