Dick fanning

The act of peasant women fanning the genital area of a man, who believes that he is a king, with large palm leaves.

Past tense: dick fanned

Zach really loves a good dick fanning.

by Pimpdaddy08 July 18, 2020

Fake fan

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan but criticizes the team more than anyone when they struggle.
Probably has not ever been to a game.
Sings their pump up songs so everyone knows they know them.
Probably switches teams after a few years when their team loses public support. Probably because it’s harder for them to get clout

Max: Did you see Kinger last night?
Kyle: yeah, he was being a fake fan about Lebron
Max: yeah he’s never even been to a game

by Wentzy226 October 5, 2020

Ceiling fan

The one thing that spins so fast I can suffocate myself with carbon monoxide and clear the evidence instantly

I will commit ceiling fan if you don’t shut the fuck up

by Ur mom bob January 13, 2021

choker fan

Choker fan is an intermidiate balisong trick done by fanning the knife between your thumb, index, middle and ring finger in a certain order.

Sup bruv, did you finally learned to choker fan?

by FinnESING YO BIACH May 21, 2020

iffy fan

equivalent to dumb fuck

stop licking those coconuts you iffy fan
you got a 50 on that test? youre an iffy fan
you cant roll with us you iffy fan

by hellyes6788 July 24, 2017

fake fans

commonly used for people who do not have any respect for their idol’s privacy and would go any lengths to prove their idol’s whereabouts and their own point right even if it means leaking their idol’s address even when you know they have faced something traumatic a few months back.

Harry Styles fan leaked his address in La, they are fake fans.

by goldensunflower April 16, 2020

Bandwagon Fan

A person from Random Town, USA thousands of miles away that just happens to be a "fan" of historically successful and popular teams. This person has no ties to the city or state the team calls home and never will have any experience with real fans of the team at local events, home games, etc.
The local real fans from the area of the team dont even take these people serious, so they're "fans" of a team whose real fanbase doesnt even acknowledge them and considers them a joke.

I live in Willacoochee, Georgia. I've barely even been outside of my state before, but I'm a bandwagon fan of teams like the Cowboys/Packers/Steelers/Patriots/Yankees/Golden State/Cavs because they are popular.

by TruthTellerEternal January 16, 2017