Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
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fed-ex

The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
by nicnac29 February 27, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling
I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car
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Ex-skype-ted

Wow, I'm so ex-skype-ted to talk to you. eeeee!
by babybel cheese September 11, 2011
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ex-mullet

Someone who used to have a mullet but you still want to make fun of them for having a mullet
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance
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Nick's Ex

Nicks Ex is used to describe someone who is very Timber and full figured
Example:
1:"You made it into med school dude that's sick"
2:"not as big as Nick's Ex"
by Shinolol June 08, 2025
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