Evan

Super ugly, stupid and tall.

Evan is stupid

by Namyac March 30, 2019

Evan Hostetler

Can outdrink you

Evan Hostetler will fuck your girlfriend

by Badass3425 April 13, 2019

Evan

as a huge sense of humor and is VERY forgetful. goofy and can make inappropriate jokes and times. he is athletic and doesn't use his common sense at times either. he likes to play video games and can be quite lazy but isn't out of shape.

kid: who's Evan?
kid: hes the sporty type of guy but he's super forgetful though

by 6ix 9in April 16, 2019

Lucas Evans

Has a short penis

Lucas evans has a short penis

by Jmoney1990 December 1, 2019

Evan

A fat fucking loser who keeps trying to live his days of JV basketball.

Evan is on an amazing weight gain journey

by BibBibBob December 2, 2019

Ayden Evans

King of all simps, 1.4 inch pee pee. Looks like drakes balls and wants a girl with a hairy coochie (kuchery)

Bro stop being an ayden evans you look retarted

by Level132MafiaSoldier December 3, 2019

Evan

A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass

Wow evan smell like fetus poop

by Jarrenis schmecky December 4, 2019