eat the barnyard 

to eat the meat of at least three different species of animal---typically beef, chicken, and pork, though any kind of animal that could presumably be on a farm will do---at a meal.

The easiest way to eat the barnyard is to go to the ghetto Chinese buffet and have the BBQ ribs, the chicken fingers, and the sweet and sour pork.

eat the barnyard by Armando83 November 15, 2011

eat smacks 

fall on face, trip, fall, eat shit, faceplant

"You better practice walking in those heels or you're gonna eat smacks"

eat smacks by Shingleberry January 1, 2012

eat'n hole 

The giant orifice on your face you communicate through and eat food from

Shut your eat'n hole.

eat'n hole by Vexing potato November 17, 2016

eat shit 

When you fall really fucking hard it can be on your face or not it doesn't matter

Guy 1: aye you seen that nigga eat shit while running the other day?
Guy 2: Yea he fucking hard as shit

eat shit by slumpin January 13, 2017

Eat the garden 

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.

Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*

Eat the garden by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017

eat my shaft 

one way to tell someone to suck your fucking cock

hey Jacob, eat my shaft

eat my shaft by mynameisnotmichael January 27, 2018

eat some salt 

Term used to define eating a males anal

Can I give you head and eat some salt ?

eat some salt by KimeyaB February 2, 2018