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Double Dutch

When a man stealthily breaks wind in the morning whilst in bed with his wife or girlfriend then slips out from under the duvet and briskly opens the curtains to flood the room with bright morning light. The lady then by automatic response pulls the duvet over her own head and takes a good lung full thus gasing herself...
I Double Dutch'ed my girlfriend on Saturday morning which triggered quite a serious Asthma attack...
by GlynC July 31, 2006
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Dutch Mudflap

Having sex with a woman by sliding your penis between her labia.
She was kind of freaked out when I DUTCH MUDFLAPPED her.
by BigDaddy1013 May 10, 2016
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Dating Dutch

When an unintelligent girl pretends to be unwilling to accept the sexual advances of a handsome man.
Hey Timmy, I'm really into you but I'm dating Dutch so I can't give up my goodies. Would you settle for some kisses? (Hershey, of course).
by LEVELS January 21, 2012
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Daily Dutching

Basic:
Habit of touching your dick on a daily basis... whether it be for no particular reason or sexual satisfaction.

Proper:
The subconscious act of touching one's genitalia. Usually predisposed to the male gender.

Derived from:
Daily + Dick + Touching

Pronounced:
Day - lee - da - ching
E.g. 1
Woman: Why does he keep rubbing his penis? Is it sore?

Man: Nah, he's daily dutching...

E.g. 2
Husband: Fahhhhhhhh, I can't help daily dutching

Wife: Me neither

Husband: Oh shit..
by Linguistical! July 7, 2011
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dutch helmet

When two males are riding tandem on a motorcycle, with only a helmet on, the gentleman in the back is required to provide hands on protection for the package in the front.
Did you see the two guys pull a dutch helmet going down the road the other day??
by Chalky84 July 28, 2017
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Dutch pimp

One that can easily multitask in both the pushing of drugs and the pimpin of hoes. The true one stop shop!
I'm so glad I ran into a Dutch pimp, he hooked me up with this bag and this bag hoe
by Mikky Miller December 29, 2018
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Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.
Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.
by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012
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