Dusty Surprise

When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise

Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"

by therealwhiteowl April 8, 2015

dusty

Multiple meanings, in this case when used as an adjective.

There's nothing in this room at all/no work to do today/no messages in the inbox, etc - It be dusty as fuck in here.

by Calm tortoise May 4, 2023

Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis

Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?

I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.

They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.

by B-Jects March 24, 2025

dusty snatch

A vagina that hasn’t had sex in so long the dust collects.

Marissa’s hasn’t had sex in so long, I bet she has a dusty snatch

by 20$uberfromhernosetoherforehea March 30, 2021

crusty dusty

adj: can be used to describe a person who is emotionally dry

Example: Iman is so crusty dusty, she didn't even cry at the end of Titanic.

by lalanation September 6, 2016

Dusty duo

When 2 ratchet ass people date

Damn look at Shawn (ig:shawn4811) and Aiyana (ig: Aiyana.cheyenne) they a dusty duo

by satanlover534 July 23, 2016

Dusty Ocho

When you’re on the job and you pull out and aim for their face and yell, “CHEERS, PIG FUCKAH!”

I was slamming bae the other night and polished it off with a righteous Dusty Ocho 👌

by Daigleicious June 3, 2022